It's Time To Step Into Your Feral CEO Era

Burn Down The Chaos To Build a Force of Nature Business + Brand
WELCOME TO YOUR UPGRADE
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You’re not trying to fix yourself anymore—because you finally realize you were never the problem.
Your brilliance isn’t broken. It's those neurotypical systems and business model that isn't designed for YOU.
You’ve been trying to build it all on neurotypical strategies that don’t work for your neurospicy brain.
That’s what's ACTUALLY been cockblocking your next level.
Now imagine this:
✨ You’re crystal clear on what only YOU can do—and what you LOVE doing most becomes your signature and specialty.
✨ Your inbox is lit with dream clients chasing YOU down—because your offers finally speak their fkking language.
✨ You’re high-level, do what you love, and have THE business that actually works with your brain.
You feel light. Clear. In control.
You aren't doing more. You're doing shit your way.
No more running on stress and vibes.
No more guessing where your next client is coming from.
No more questioning your prices, your value, or your capacity.
đź’¸ Your offers are dialed in. Your clients know exactly how to buy.
💸 Your revenue flows in consistently (and is recurring for the next 6-12 months)—and it scales while you reclaim your time.
đź’¸ Your systems run like clockwork, giving you the mental bandwidth to create a life you actually enjoy, to have more fun in your damn life, and have a schedule that feels incredible--your energy and time are protected like they are in a fucking bank vault.
THIS is what scaling looks like when your business finally fits the woman running it.
YOU.
THIS is exactly what you’ll build inside Unf*ck Your Money, Honey:
✨ Simplicity. Strategy. Recurring Revenue. ADHD-Friendly as Fuck.
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What You Walk Away With:
✔️ A Clear AF Path to Your Next-Level Business
No more spiraling in overthinking or asking “WTF do I do next?” You’ll have a clear, ADHD-friendly roadmap to grow, scale, and finally feel like you can breathe. Strategy that makes sense, that you can customize to you and gets results.
✔️ Systems That Support Your Brain (Not Break It)
Simple, streamlined workflows designed for how YOU think. No more systems that don't talk to one another or YOU. Just systems that do the heavy lifting so you aren't all up in admin tasks that can be hands off and automated.
✔️ A Scalable Offer + Recurring Revenue Game Plan
You’re done starting every month at zero. Inside UFYMH, you’ll build revenue that stacks—so you plan ahead stop feeling stuck in chase-mode energy.
✔️ A FORCE OF NATURE Brand That Reflects Who You Are
You’ll build a brand that is unapologetically YOU—one that magnetizes your people not just because of what you do, but because of how you make them feel. You’ll create a business identity rooted in your truth, your values, and your big-ass energy.
✔️ CEO-Level Boundaries That Protect Your Energy
Your time is not up for grabs. Yo u'll create strong, spacious boundaries that honor your focus, your peace, and your growth—so your business supports your life, not swallows it whole.
✔️ Unapologetic Confidence in Your Pricing (SURPRISE! A Bonus Module!)
You’ll finally charge what you're worth and believe in the number. No more people-pleasing. No more guilt. Sales become natural, empowered, and rooted in your actual value—with extra support inside the bonus training.
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WHO YOU’LL BE AFTER UNF*CKING YOUR MONEY, HONEY:
A Force of Nature CEO
Rooted in clarity. Unshakable in confidence. You won’t just run your business—you’ll own the room, the brand, and the revenue that comes with it. Strategic. Unapologetic. Fully in charge.
A Master of Simplicity and Chill
Your business will feel light—because the systems, workflows, and structure now support you, not the other way around. No more chaos. Just ease, clarity, and momentum.
A Recurring Revenue-Generating Specialist
Recurring income. Scalable offers. Clients lining up to work with you because your brilliance isn’t buried under busywork anymore. You’re finally building real wealth—with breathing room.
A Boundary Creator and Keeper
Your energy is protected. Your time is sacred. You say hell yes to what moves you forward and hell no to anything that doesn’t. Your schedule? Built to serve you, not drain you.
You’ll have the space to think bigger, move with intention, and stretch into your highest potential.
You’ll finally feel safe being visible—because your systems and strategy are as strong as your vision.
You’ll have a true infrastructure to make it all happen.
THIS is what happens when you unfuck your money, your mindset, and your model—and step into your Force of Nature Era.
Your next level upgrade starts now.
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LET'S MEET
Hi! I'm Karrie!
The Feral AF ADHD Business Alchemist Who’s Here to Help You Unfuck Your Business
My style: no-fluff, no-filter, tons of ADHD-friendly business strategy. I am the spicy-ass leader you didn’t know you needed (but now won’t shut up about). I was diagnosed with ADHD while running this business—and it changed my life and I NEVER say that anecdotally. Knowing what has been going on in my brain for a lifetime (a neurological condition) and understanding it gave me my life back.
As for business, I know, first hand, what it feels like to be smack in the messy middle. Feeling brilliant, but having systems and offers that feel disjointed. This is a place of ZERO shame. I was there and I am going to teach you how to get out the other side because you can and will. You’ve got clients who rave about you and testimonials to back it up, but lack of simplification, systems, boundaries, solid messaging, and lack of a Force of Nature brand that feels like YOU (not a carbon copy of ANYONE else) are cockblocking your magic.
That's not a YOU problem. That's a the models you were never meant to follow in the first place that don't work the way you do problem. Doing things a different way starts here and now.
What I do best: Show you EXACTLY how to build a business that feels like you created it, not like you inherited someone else’s broken blueprint.
With over 25 years of experience (starting at 24, with ADHD running the show long before I had a name for it-and building to six-figures only to burn it all down because of burnout I couldn't understand), I’ve built effective, malleable, ADHD-friendly systems that actually support you and your technicolor brain. I don’t just understand you. And I speak your brain's language.
It's time for you to build a business that feels really fucking GOOD to run.
Unf*ck Your Money, Honey was created because everyone learns differently. This covers all the bases. It has bite size action steps to take in your business that compound on one another and you no longer start every month at zero, feel like you are duct-taping your backend together, and wondering why—despite all your talent—you still aren't making the money you know you can be.
You aren't new. It's time.
You get to intentionally burn down what isn't working so that you can build what you need. I created everything I do because I am the mentor I needed when I was you.
I’m not going to give you another templated, ChatGPT** built “business-in-a-box.”
I’m here to help you become the one-of-one leader your industry didn’t see coming.
🔥 Welcome to the funhouse.
🔥 Let’s unf*ck it all—together.
**PS. No shade to ChatGPT. I love my Chat Daddy. But I create everything with YOU in mind. Nothing is one size fits all.